"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
08/07/2014 at 15:13 • Filed to: None
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"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
08/07/2014 at 15:13 • Filed to: None | 3
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!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! made the great suggestion of " Put the floor mats on the roof! " to save my car in a hail storm
I've seen floor mats used under wheels to get traction in both mud and snow, so what other uses are there for floor mats or other standard stuff found in cars?
CAR_IS_MI
> MonkeePuzzle
08/07/2014 at 15:17 |
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The cigarette lighter can be used to inflict pain upon those who oppose you.
Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
> MonkeePuzzle
08/07/2014 at 15:19 |
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They can make great mats in the garage as well
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CAR_IS_MI
> Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
08/07/2014 at 15:21 |
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The dash board makes a great traffic ready drum kit (provided you remembered your drumsticks and favorite rock and roll album)
JGrabowMSt
> MonkeePuzzle
08/07/2014 at 15:22 |
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queen sized comforter.
Done.
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CAR_IS_MI
> MonkeePuzzle
08/07/2014 at 15:22 |
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OO! OOO!!! A convenient place to store your gloves is in the glove box.
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Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
> CAR_IS_MI
08/07/2014 at 15:26 |
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Or bongos, then you don't need sticks
The Compromiser
> CAR_IS_MI
08/07/2014 at 15:26 |
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I keep them in the boot. With My Boots.
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> MonkeePuzzle
08/07/2014 at 16:11 |
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Floor mats can be bulletproof vests.
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MonkeePuzzle
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
08/07/2014 at 16:21 |
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sure, why not
Bad Idea Hat
> MonkeePuzzle
08/07/2014 at 16:22 |
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Not so much in my car, but working on my car. The printer paper funnel for when you find out that your wife threw away the old one after cracking it, and failing to tell you. And then you get lazy and just want to top off your damn fluids.
Various tools not used for what they were intended to do. Hammers for removing things, wrenches for holding things together, jacks stands for damn near everything.
My favorite, though, it the soap I use for cleaning greasy hands; pour sugar on your hands, and then liquid dish soap (such as Dawn). The sugar works as the grit, and after you've rinsed everything off, you can use regular hand soap to clean up the remnants. DISCLAIMER: SALT IS NOT TO BE USED AS A GRITTING AGENT FOR OBVIOUS REASONS. Ask one of my friends why.
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MonkeePuzzle
> Bad Idea Hat
08/07/2014 at 16:24 |
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powdered dish soap has always been my go to for when I'm out of the legit garage hand washing soap
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The Compromiser
> CAR_IS_MI
08/07/2014 at 17:25 |
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3 guesses where I keep my bonnet.
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CAR_IS_MI
> The Compromiser
08/07/2014 at 18:09 |
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in your hair?
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The Compromiser
> CAR_IS_MI
08/07/2014 at 20:53 |
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I think that would be on my hair. But no.
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CAR_IS_MI
> The Compromiser
08/07/2014 at 21:38 |
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Ass hair?
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The Compromiser
> CAR_IS_MI
08/07/2014 at 23:48 |
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Nope. That's 2. One more! Unless that was a type of hat. An ass hair hat would be rough and not very appealing. plus everything would stick to it and get tangled . specifically around the extra hairy beanie on top..